MORON of the Month
Linda Brown
‘You can’t fix stupid.’ - Ron White
Stories Only An Idiot
Would Believe
Would Believe
According to police, this idiot claimed to be a lottery winner offering
to pay for all purchases made at a Burlington Coat factory store up to
$500 each.
At least 500 people were in the store aisles and another 1,000 were
outside trying to get in. Once customers realized it was a hoax,
good-natured rioting and looting ensued.
When the limousine driver realized he wasn't going to be paid the $900
Brown owed him for the day's rental, he turned her in to police.
Rumor has it that she couldn’t make bail.
to pay for all purchases made at a Burlington Coat factory store up to
$500 each.
At least 500 people were in the store aisles and another 1,000 were
outside trying to get in. Once customers realized it was a hoax,
good-
When the limousine driver realized he wasn't going to be paid the $900
Brown owed him for the day's rental, he turned her in to police.
Rumor has it that she couldn’t make bail.
November 2009