Ladha, Pakistan,   Lower level Al-Qaeda terrorists, fed up with poor working conditions, are demanding union representation according to published reports. The spokesman for the group, Mustafa Abu Musa , outlined their grievances.

‘We have to travel to Afghanistan for training and bin Laden is too cheap to reimburse us. We get packed with dynamite that is far too heavy – definitely over OSHA limits. And those 72 virgins – they are virgins for a reason – if you know what I mean.’

When asked if the terrorists will go on strike Mustafa laughed. ‘ Yeah right – we start picketing the caves and a Predator drone will fire a few a rockets up our ass – get real.’