Ozark, AL  Employees at the DMV in Alabama came up with a novel idea – using the license photos to find dates. It seems that the photos people use for on-line dating are far too often fake – a huge problem for dating services all around the country.

One of the employees, who asked to remain anonymous for obvious reasons, explained it this way. ‘If the FBI can use these photos to catch criminals, why can’t we use them to unmask people perpetrating a fraud? Too many ugly girls are upgrading their looks at the expense of those of us looking for legitimate dates. I think that’s criminal!’

He went on to say ‘It’s too bad we had to abandon the idea. Thanks to Homeland Security, you are no longer allowed to smile when your photograph is taken. It’s now impossible to count their teeth.’