Stories Only An Idiot
Would Believe
Would Believe
December 2011
Man Goes Blind Picking His Nose
Confucious Say
New York, NY In a practice audition for the TV show “America’s Got Talent”, 28 year old Mary Chris-Smith showed what she had by drinking an entire case of Trader Joe’s Premium red wine in just under 10 minutes.
Shortly after her feat, Mary then set a world-record for the longest whizz - 13 minutes 22 seconds.
Shortly after her feat, Mary then set a world-record for the longest whizz - 13 minutes 22 seconds.
Feehold, NJ A local resident has managed to blind himself by picking his nose. Willie B. Hardigan, an unemployed carpenter was obsessed with a little booger that was stuck way up in his nasal cavity.
After weeks and weeks of failed attempts to dislodge the snot, he was going to give up but decided to try one more time. Unfortunately, as he tried to ever so gently maneuver his finger into place, he tripped over his own feet and popped his eyeball out.
As he was taken away in the ambulance he reported declared - “I finally got it!”
After weeks and weeks of failed attempts to dislodge the snot, he was going to give up but decided to try one more time. Unfortunately, as he tried to ever so gently maneuver his finger into place, he tripped over his own feet and popped his eyeball out.
As he was taken away in the ambulance he reported declared - “I finally got it!”
Unknown Actress To Play
The New ‘Terminator’
The New ‘Terminator’
Santa Fails Sobriety Test
Hollywood, CA Allota Fagina, a relatively unknown actress, has landed the coveted role of of the Terminator in the upcoming movie “Terminator 12 - Who Gives A Sh!t”.
The movie, to be released in 2012, will feature ..... Aw - who gives a sh!t .... No one is going to go see it anyway !
The movie, to be released in 2012, will feature ..... Aw - who gives a sh!t .... No one is going to go see it anyway !
Woman Downs a Case of Wine
in 10 Minutes
in 10 Minutes